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Put a sentence in my askbox and I will write the next part of the story.

iambickilometer:

If you’d like to specify a fandom, feel free, but I might just write original fiction if you leave it vague.

(I’m about to drive home from Oakland so y’all got plenty of time)

If you want to pick something fannish I tend to mostly write for Dragon Age and Mass Effect with some Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, but anything I’m familiar with is cool. No zombies.

howsoonismiaow asked:

I’m thinking of getting an (indoor female -landlords requests) kitten soon. So I’d hafta train her to walk on a leash and all those cute things. Do you have any advice on this and/or any tips for having an indoor kitty that you’d like to share with your followers?

Hmm! I am not expert, but this is what I’ve figured out: Two litter boxes. (We only have one, and it is not enough, a new one is to be acquired after Swancon) If you can afford it, a scratching post/place to sit etc thing, though Kira’s favourite place right now is a big cardboard box. I don’t know about training a kitten since we got Kira as an adult, and she’s not super happy with her leash so we probably followed the stuff we found online wrong. Get a harness, NOT a collar. We have a loooong extendable lead which allows us to just sit and let her wander the garden, but you may not be as lazy as us :D A mix of dry and wet food. Be prepared to spend a lot of time entertaining her for a while, kittens are kind of needy and she will have no other distraction! (unless you have other cats)

Um. That’s all I can think of. Followers, any other advice?

This is a further ploy to motivate us to come visit you isn’t it?

Ok, I need to keep myself distracted today

Ask me questions or for my opinion on stuff or whatever!

codalion:

AHOY TUMBLR, I HAVE A QUESTION TO CROWDSOURCE. Do any of y’all followers or tag-trackers have any experience with cosmetic colored contacts? Any anecdotes or advice to share? I’m curious about them for fashion and costuming, but I don’t actually know anything about how well they work, if they…

My only experience is with prescription lenses, I’d never worn contacts before and got the sort that are coloured on the rim and fade to clear in the middle, and NOBODY COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE (my eyes are dark brown with a dash of green). I never entirely got the hang of putting them in either, so gave up on wearing them. I went to a optometrist, which I recommend, learning how to deal with contacts and getting the right ones is kind of involved.

Wasn’t tumblr going to join the SOPA blackout?

I am confused.

This whole thing is also a rather depressing reminder of how powerless we Australians are in the face of a US controlled and dominated internet. Well, except for the Australian politicians trying to censor the internet here in a whole other way YAY.

EDIT: Apparently not. Good, good, would hate to have to find a different way to kill time :)

Unpopular Opinions Time!

gingerskank:

Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion.

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
2.
A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
3.
A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
4.
A hobby you “don’t get”.
5.
A habit you find disgusting.
6.
Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
7. Your favorite household chore.
8.
Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
9.
PC or MAC?
10.
A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
11.
A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
12.
Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
13.
Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
14.
A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
15.
A habit you have that other people bug you over.
16.
Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
17.
The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
18.
A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
19.
A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
20.
Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.

Distract me from absent mindedly wandering around, using up my energy when I have to go shopping tonight! Please include the question, or I will totally answer the wrong one.

Artist Questions Ask Meme

Put a number in my ask box!:

  1. When did you get into art?
  2. What art-related sites have you ever signed up for?
  3. Show us your oldest piece of art you have on hand.
  4. What defines your artistic style?
  5. Do you practice other styles/have you tried other styles in the past?
  6. What levels of artistic education have you had?
  7. Show us at least one picture you drew or sketched recently that you did not put on a public site.
  8. What is your favourite piece that you have done?
  9. What is your least favourite piece that you have done?
  10. What do you like most about your art?
  11. What do you like least about your art?
  12. Have you ever considered taking commissions?
  13. Are you looking to pursue a career in art?
  14. What do you like drawing the most?
  15. What do you like drawing the least?
  16. Do you draw more fanart or original art? If fanart, what fandom do you draw the most of?
  17. What would you absolutely refuse to draw?
  18. What is your purpose for drawing?
  19. What medium/program do you use the most in your art?
  20. How would you rank your art? (poor, mediocre, good, etc.)
  21. Do you believe there is such thing as “bad art?”
  22. List at least one of your “artspirations.”
  23. What do you think you could stand to improve on?
  24. Do you have a shameful art past? (recolour sprite comics, tracing art, etc.)
  25. Draw a picture!

A numbers meme I actually want to do properly! Thought about posting this on my art tumblr, but this is the place for my tl;dr ramblings. I’d appreciate it if you posted the actual question along with your number, since I am absent minded and it makes it easier for people reading.

Beckoning to the anonymous hordes

Ok, as far as I can every anonymous ask I’ve gotten on this blog has been spam, so I’m thinking of disallowing them. But before I do, I’d like some non-spam anon asks.

So! Ask me something! Tell me something! Post amusing fake spam! Or just…ramble about whatever you feel like. Non-anon asks will be tolerated too. I guess.

If you don’t want me posting a public reply let me know, I’m never sure about that sort of thing.

steeple333:

gamerisms:

The picture on top is currently being heralded as one of the best fan art depictions of Chell to date.

Unfortunately, the artist for this work seemed to lighten Chell’s skin and made her features far more more white than what is presented in the actual game, turning it into another case of a character of color being whitewashed.

I saw the top image without commentary at least three times on my dash today. I am angry as usual, but now I’m just going to take a page from inverts and draw fanart. With Chell as the WoC she is, with a face free from makeup, bare feet (the new fallboots…. WHY), and realistic messy hair.

[FLIPS TABLES]

[Top image is fanart of Chell with her portal gun and potato!GLaDOS on it: her skin is lighter and her features are more white-looking. Bottom image is Chell from Portal 1, a dark-haired, brown-skinned woman whose model is of Brazilian-Japanese descent.]

Good plan! Anyone have any Chell fanart requests?

Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:
  • A stupid question
  • A story
  • A poem
  • About you
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

I am really bored :)