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arijandro:

33 Guro Challenge

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I haven’t felt like drawing much recently and I find it a little disturbing that I look at this list and think “That all sounds like lots of fun to draw!”

I might do a video or like animate it with finger puppets, depending on how bored I am.

I fucking dare you to make a comment and you are not allowed to backspace. Let’s see how great of a typer you are.

bookofstars:

aamalie:

rosesmusings:

togekissus:

crimsonsilenttumblingoceans:

did i ever mention that i only write with my right hand and i write rally quickly wit it so i — FUCK I TOUCHED BACKAPACE SORRY i was going to be good on this i was gong to convince people that I CAN TYPE but actyally when i type nornlly i can’t at all also today i was taking to an aerican wh likks like eleven and i was talking to him in english and syddenly i started talking frenchl ike aout of the blue

okay i am seriosly embarrased you’re allowecc to haee me

ths as basically how chatting with mce was before i refliaesd you van change your messsages on skype after sending them vutr it still do a lot of mistakes because like i forget

and i forget like sone letter or something so i just finish wit

+ h

pffft okay prepare for a lot of spelling mistakes becayse my fingers are puny and I don’t know how to get my words out straight so I have to type a lot

Well. this is incredibly awkward! Already! See, I wanted to backspace to hit that capitol ‘T’ but i couldn’t! Agh! I did it again! I think it’ sa matter …

Okay. this is getting annoying.

Wow I didn’t realize how often I frequently forget to capitalize (andt that’s capitalize, not capitol wtf.) oH nooo. Now my puncut

fuck.

Now my m

punctuation

is not… workign sdfklasdfasdfkjsdfajksdfa

FUCK THISIIIIISISISIISIS.DAFS

WHYYYYY

Hmm, let’s see. Just how good at tiyping am I? Already apparently not so great. TYPOS ARE RUDE! Though I admit I am tking longer to think about what I am saying before I say it because otherwise I just carry on forever and rethink what I say and go back and stealth edit a lot. However, I am still rambling on a bit. Umm. yes. Welcome to the land of Marog typing without really knowing what to say anymore. I haven’t misspelt anything in a while so let’s call it quits.

Hahahaha nobosy ever taught me how to type!!! I DON’T TYPE PROPERLY. I just, gugbnkfg, I cannot with typos oranything and this is really not fair! Htting backspace is almost a -an automatic reaction for me becaue I like to actually type full stentences and I find that I reword things in my hear a lot and IT’S DIFFICULT. I mean, enver mind that I type with like three fingets and things me-this means that unchecked I type things like that. I am apparently pretty okay at capitalisation? I swear, people always tell me: if you intend to type wuickly you shouldn’t bother capitalising things! But tbh at this point I think it would be wayyy harder for me to consciously not capitalise where needed. I THING THIS IS ENOUGH RAMBLING. Sorry all.

So what to say, I…ok, feeling like what I’m saying is totally inane is a worse issue (an worse issue?) than worrying about my spelling. Which is funny considering how appalling my apelling is lol. Um. I feel for anyone trying to pasrte this with like one those um…text to speech things. It is very early this morning. Dear blind readers, you are not missing much.

If you don’t know whether or not I care about you by now

barbeauxbot:

Either reblogging some stupid post isn’t going to convince you. Or I don’t actually care about you.

I don’t mind people saying “Hey, I would appreciate some positivity”, stuff like love memes etc, even if I’m not inclined to reply to them myself (that would mean talking about my feelings zomg) I know I get pretty paranoid about whether or not people like me myself. But the insidious thing about this “reblog if you care about me” meme is that if you’re not careful just trying to be supportive puts the same guilt trip on all your followers, and so on. Bah to that.

(also, dear followers: whether you know it or not I care about all of you, at least a little bit :))

Put a sentence in my askbox and I will write the next part of the story.

iambickilometer:

If you’d like to specify a fandom, feel free, but I might just write original fiction if you leave it vague.

(I’m about to drive home from Oakland so y’all got plenty of time)

If you want to pick something fannish I tend to mostly write for Dragon Age and Mass Effect with some Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, but anything I’m familiar with is cool. No zombies.

Past Life Time: In this thread google your date of birth like this “died on 15 december 1992”. First wikipedia article is who or what you were in your previous life.

barbeauxbot:

solitae:

bellisadinosaur:

middlemarching:

thatisfuckingkawaii:

shinjis9:

prettyserpentine:

codename-scarecrow:

vampire-butt:

zodiacguru2331:

Mack David (July 5, 1912 – December 30, 1993) was an American lyricist and songwriter, best known for his work in film and television, with a career spanning from the early 1940s through the early 1970s. Mack was credited with writing lyrics and/or music for over one thousand songs.[1] He was particularly well known for his work on the Disney films Cinderella and Alice in Wonderland, and for the mostly-English lyrics[2][3][4] through which Édith Piaf’s signature song “La Vie en rose” gained much of its familiarity among native speakers of English.

Dexter Wright Masters (June 15, 1909 – January 5, 1989), was an American editor and novelist who wrote extensively about the dangers of the atomic bomb.

Magdalena Maria Yvonne Tagliaferro (19 January 1893 – 9 September 1986) was a Brazilian-born pianist of French extraction.

Richard “Billy” Vaughn (April 12, 1919 – September 26, 1991) was an American singer, multi-instrumentalist, orchestra leader, and A&R man for Dot Records.[1]

Oh. Well then.

Ötzi the Iceman (pronounced [ˈœtsi] ( listen)), Similaun Man, and Man from Hauslabjoch are modern names for a well-preserved natural mummy of a man who lived about 5,300 years ago.[2] The mummy was found in September 1991 in the Ötztal Alps, hence Ötzi, near the Similaun mountain and Hauslabjoch on the border between Austria and Italy.[3]

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ROBERT DE NIRO, I AM YOUR FATHER. Robert Henry De Niro, Sr.[1][2] (January 17, 1922 – May 3, 1993) was an American abstract expressionist painter and the father of actor Robert De Niro.[3]

Llewelyn Sherman Adams (January 8, 1899 – October 27, 1986) was an American politician, best known as White House Chief of Staff for President Dwight D. Eisenhower, the culmination of a relatively short (18-year) political career that also included a stint as Governor of New Hampshire. He lost his White House position in a scandal over a vicuña fur coat.

welp

There were none.

NO ONE IMPORTANT DIED THE DAY I WAS BORN.

André Zeller (1 January 1898 – 18 September 1979) was a French Army general, one of the four generals who organized the Algiers putsch of 1961. He was sentenced to fifteen years in prison for his part in the putsch, but he was granted an amnesty in 1968.

James William “Jimmy” Dickinson (25 April 1925 – 8 November 1982) was an English football player.

Dickinson holds the record for number of league appearances for Portsmouth (764). Only Swindon Town’s John Trollope (770) has made more appearances for a single club.

He signed for Portsmouth as a trainee and made his debut in 1946 against Blackburn Rovers Settling into the side quickly at either wing-half or left-half, he was part of the team that won successive league championships in 1948–49 and 1949–50. His performances earned him a call-up to the England national football team. He went on to win 48 caps for England, making him Portsmouth’s most capped English player of all time. During his record 845 club appearances for Pompey and his 48 England caps he was never once booked or sent off, earning him the nickname Gentleman Jim.

Judee Sill was an American singer and songwriter. The first artist signed to David Geffen’s Asylum label, she released two albums, then worked briefly as a cartoonist[2] before dying of drug abuse in 1979. (Also, she was bisexual. I can think of worse people to be)

Your followers might know your favorite tv show, but do they know the basics? Reblog with your answers!

Edited, removed questions that were boring/obvious or that I otherwise didn’t feel like answering.

Full name: Sophie
Gender: cis female
Age: 
32
Place of birth: 
Perth, Western Australia
Current place of residence:
Perth, Western Australia
Heritage: 
English, “probably Irish” Australian, Polish Jewish, Ukranian via Canada
Family:
Two younger brothers, one younger sister, mother and father
Religious/Spiritual affiliation: Atheist influenced by Anglican upbringing. Secular humanist.
Pets: A cat named Kira
Relationship status: 13 year committed relationship, legally married for 3 years
Sexual/romantic orientation: panromantic, bisexual/multisexual tending towards grey asexual. Still figuring it out.
Tattoos/piercings: One piercing in each ear
Do you like the taste of coriander/cilantro: Yes
Where have you traveled? Australia: Around Perth, Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide. U.S: Columbus Ohio and Chicago. Singapore. Malaysia: Malaka.
Where else can you be found on the internet? I am sqbr at dreamwidth, deviantart, twitter, Skype, and alias_sqbr at dreamwidth, tumblr, livejournal. I’m drsqbr on aim.

lifeofkj:

kinlochhold:

freckles04:

soiscrewedmycompanions:

silentstephi:

strawberry-astronaut:

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

bellatrixissexy:

bemusedlybespectacled:

thatgirlannabagelhead:

listen-here-once-lut:

stuckinthesburbs:

heartfulpenguin:

dogbuns:

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I was dreaming, a strange dream, of Tamlen, and a halla. I was riding, and the halla was taking me where a halla will, somewhere safe and bright… and Tamlen called to us, and we wanted to be with him. The halla headed towards Tamlen, but he was always out of reach, calling my name. The forest became darker and darker, and the halla was afraid, and I was afraid, but we followed Tamlen’s call, nonetheless. The halla became ensnarled in a thicket of angry, cutting brambles, and it bled and could go no further. I dismounted, and tried to comfort it, but it was afraid, trembling and pitiable. 

Dayo Okeniyi

If you’re going to kill Lola anyway, I don’t have to learn how to defend myself.

Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.